So I was talking with a friend of mine about fidelity and temptations. He said when colleagues oogle the cute undergrads at his university he says, "yeah, well, puppies are cute too but I don't want to fuck them." Good philosophy.

So I was driving my dad's new Lincoln (with air conditioned seats!) and heard on the satellite radio that Rikki Rockett (drummer from Poison) and Joe Elliot (lead singer from Def Leppard) are fighting. Rikki referred to Joe as the "King of the Power Mullet." That is so awesome.